Not only are most of the major companies still chopping trees down 🌲🪓 to make their cards (yikes 😬), but to make things worse a high percentage of the cards are also astonishingly terrible; a double whammy 😫, you hate to see it. "This calls for a shellebration! 🐚" (an actual card I witnessed in real life)... like BRUH 🙄😫, WHY? Is there anyone who sees that card, and is like "Oh heck yes, this is perfect for my sister's graduation because she picked a shell up once when we were on a family holiday and carried it around for an hour. She's going to love it."? 😬 Actually, after giving it some more consideration, there are definitely people out there who would think a card like that is the funniest thing on earth. One only has to spend about 10 minutes on Facebook to confirm that hypothesis. Regardless, this realization only scales up the already big YIKES.

By design, PREBAN isn't for everyone.  First and foremost, PREBAN is for those who are pro-second amendment.  Secondly, many of the cards are IYKYK (if you know you know).. If the person you're giving the card to doesn't "get" jokes and/or isn't down with 2nd amendment related humor, then maybe the aforementioned shell card or a basic "You're one in a melon 🍉" card would be more their speed. Yes, the melon card is also an actual card of which HUNDREDS of variations exist if you check Google.. I'm not kidding 😫🤣.

At the end of the day PREBAN cards are meant to be thoughtful, on their own or to add that extra little boost before someone opens a great gift. 

I know you and yours will enjoy the cards as much as we do.
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-PREBAN-Mike