As a self-proclaimed Sheepdog, a big part of your personality is that you LIVE to protect the flock and confront the wolf. The first question of the uninitiated (the people you disparagingly call "sheep") is always "ACTUAL wolves?", which promptly causes you to smugly shift in to "ACKsHULLY..." mode. "Oh you cute little naive lamb chop.." you think to yourself before explaining the plights of being flock protector, how society has changed for the worse, and your daily battles against the metaphorical wolf. At the end of this rant they have all sorts of interesting new information about how you view yourself, not to mention a holistic picture you painted in their mind of "the wolf". Metaphor or not, when you dropped the final icing-on-the-cake quote for them - "The Wolves Ain't Ready"... a dumbass looking actual wolf is all they can picture as they attempt to hold in their laughter and change the subject.
As a self-proclaimed Sheepdog, a big part of your personality is that you LIVE to protect the flock and confront the wolf. The first question of the uninitiated (the people you disparagingly call "sheep") is always "ACTUAL wolves?", which promptly causes you to smugly shift in to "ACKsHULLY..." mode. "Oh you cute little naive lamb chop.." you think to yourself before explaining the plights of being flock protector, how society has changed for the worse, and your daily battles against the metaphorical wolf. At the end of this rant they have all sorts of interesting new information about how you view yourself, not to mention a holistic picture you painted in their mind of "the wolf". Metaphor or not, when you dropped the final icing-on-the-cake quote for them - "The Wolves Ain't Ready"... a dumbass looking actual wolf is all they can picture as they attempt to hold in their laughter and change the subject.
As a self-proclaimed Sheepdog, a big part of your personality is that you LIVE to protect the flock and confront the wolf. The first question of the uninitiated (the people you disparagingly call "sheep") is always "ACTUAL wolves?", which promptly causes you to smugly shift in to "ACKsHULLY..." mode. "Oh you cute little naive lamb chop.." you think to yourself before explaining the plights of being flock protector, how society has changed for the worse, and your daily battles against the metaphorical wolf. At the end of this rant they have all sorts of interesting new information about how you view yourself, not to mention a holistic picture you painted in their mind of "the wolf". Metaphor or not, when you dropped the final icing-on-the-cake quote for them - "The Wolves Ain't Ready"... a dumbass looking actual wolf is all they can picture as they attempt to hold in their laughter and change the subject.
